Banner would get to jump all over him soon enough, Gael thought as he winked at the dog. Not that the dog understood what a wink meant. And with Ollie's help, he finished peeling off the last of the hair on his body, before looking himself over in the mirror.
"I look hot, maybe I should just....always do this. Who needs pubes anyway." He wasn't entirely sure that the point of them was, other that to hide things. "Smooth as a baby's butt, as they say. I am definitely getting laid tonight. Come one, lets go. I need to get into my clothing before Banner looses his mind and can't hold it in anymore."
And then- they needed to do makeup, because those bruises across his abdomen seemed to glow brightly against his pale skin. Maybe he'd leave them visible, and just claim it was makeup for effect. Mm.
"Come on," he said, finally pushing out of the bathroom and turning to the dog to share some love before going to find his clothes. It was probably better to just not waste too much more time.
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"I look hot, maybe I should just....always do this. Who needs pubes anyway." He wasn't entirely sure that the point of them was, other that to hide things. "Smooth as a baby's butt, as they say. I am definitely getting laid tonight. Come one, lets go. I need to get into my clothing before Banner looses his mind and can't hold it in anymore."
And then- they needed to do makeup, because those bruises across his abdomen seemed to glow brightly against his pale skin. Maybe he'd leave them visible, and just claim it was makeup for effect. Mm.
"Come on," he said, finally pushing out of the bathroom and turning to the dog to share some love before going to find his clothes. It was probably better to just not waste too much more time.