"There isn't anything particularly exciting about being Jewish." Izak said, shrugging again. "Not missing much, I don't think. Especially not the stereotypical remarks about how 'you must be good with money now please loan me some.'"

Then add 'gay' with 'gay dads' into the mix and bam, you were ripe for the teasing. Sarah was so lucky. Tyler was so unlucky. Tyler didn't just get the first name Uriah, but he also got the hair.

"But I guess empty houses must be great sometimes," he said, almost wistfully. There was no way Izak was ever hooking up in his house, none. Not even as an adult. "Privacy, I mean. Gotta be blessed."