"Now, see, I always wanted to be Jack Sparrow. Or one of the really cool FBI agents on Criminal Minds. But Jack Sparrow's a little closer to my thing." David sent Izak a half-smile and brushed his hand through his hair, but he didn't expect that Izak would get the point. He'd been sending the same messages for about three months now.

"So...the sitcom tropes about Jewish families are all completely true," David said with a sober nod. "Can't be too bad though, right? I mean you guys are all pretty much on the straight and narrow. It's not like you get caught shoplifting at Saks or some crap."