"Most of Europe was dying of syphilis. Probably." When David went off to college...wherever, he'd probably end up majoring in history.

He shook his head, though. "Never even heard of it. My cookie experience is strictly white-bread all-American cookies. You know, chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, that kind of thing. Grandma does some amazing snickerdoodles, too. You could kidnap me some rugelach, and I could bring you snickerdoodles."