"You're missing out on the best parts of the world, man," David said, though he managed to not wrinkle his nose at the idea of veggie pizza. With pineapple. It was a travesty, he was pretty sure.

Still, he supposed sacrifices had to be made. "I think the veggie pizza's okay here," he said. "It's got broccoli and artichoke hearts on it, though, if those are no-gos. Roasted red peppers, too."