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wickerpark2014-05-05 10:11 am
cipherspeak) wrote in wickerpark2014-05-05 10:11 am
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[Elisha/Eileen] Open the Kraken
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man, regardless of how many buildings he might own or how many staff he might have, will on a biweekly basis find himself slumped in the shoe department at Nordstrom, surrounded by more bags than should be counted.
At least that was Elisha's experience.
Luckily, the number of buildings he owned and the amount of staff he had on payroll meant that the very sympathetic sales associate (who was also very grateful for the extra commission that an Eicheln-Kagan visit meant) had brought him coffee. Which he was sipping as he eyed his younger sister, and her shoes.
"How do you even find stilettos with fish on them?"
Did squid count as a fish? He wasn't sure.
At least that was Elisha's experience.
Luckily, the number of buildings he owned and the amount of staff he had on payroll meant that the very sympathetic sales associate (who was also very grateful for the extra commission that an Eicheln-Kagan visit meant) had brought him coffee. Which he was sipping as he eyed his younger sister, and her shoes.
"How do you even find stilettos with fish on them?"
Did squid count as a fish? He wasn't sure.