"Entirely terrible of you, true. Like everything you do."
Or, well. Like nothing. There had been rough times, after all, but never moments of Elisha being less than a wonderful big brother. But who says that? No one.
"In the spirit of transparent fairness, though, the nearest threat to my singledom is all the way in Connecticut. Locked and loaded to stay a spinster until you have kids to terrorize."
As you do. /offers tea
Or, well. Like nothing. There had been rough times, after all, but never moments of Elisha being less than a wonderful big brother. But who says that? No one.
"In the spirit of transparent fairness, though, the nearest threat to my singledom is all the way in Connecticut. Locked and loaded to stay a spinster until you have kids to terrorize."