"I think if it can be, the Kagans have singlehandedly isolated the drama gene and let it propagate...everywhere," Micah said as he cracked eggs into a bowl and looked over at Heather. "But some of it's just because there's so many of them in one place. The more personalities you throw into a holiday mix, the crazier shit gets. I'll convince Izak he should invite you and Sarah to my parents for Passover. And then you'll see."

There was a humorous hint of doom in his voice, which was mostly ruined by the slight smile. "Izak didn't get most of the drama," he said. "So I guess I lucked out. Though, frankly, I probably would have been terrified of Tyler if he'd hit on me."