"Oh no, you....don't have to blame the telly for that, right now. We've never had a problem with it before now." He said, shaking his head and smiling a little as he did so.

"But if you feel like sex is lacking, we could order pay per-view porn. And then there would be sex on your telly, just not in your bed. Which, really....I don't know if that would help any." He did turn his head, though, leaning in to catch Carlos' lips in a soft kiss. He smiled against the other man's lips as he slowly pulled away, and gave him a mock critical look.

"Did you wake up horny? I just have to ask," he asked, trying to be much more serious than he was. "I mean, if you did, you have one good hand. You could wank off. I won't look."